Welcome, Gillis, to the blog of your dreams. We eagerly anticipate a torrent of sharp wit and insight, and hope that you will use this space well and will continue find your voice. We are so proud of you and love you very much.
Happy birthday, beautiful.
Love your homo husbands,
Ryan & Jordan
Woo-hoo! Happy Birthday and all that cake! Through my bleary, sleep-at-5:30-am eyes, I at first thought the name was fat sauce, and I was like, I cannot think of a person better qualified to write that blog. And then I was like, oh, wait, it’s Fat _Sass_! And then I was like, oh, same diff. Let’s go motorboating! Love you lots!
Gillis, you sexy bastard. Happy birthday! Know that you are loved, you little sasspot.
Hey Gillis! I think this was a fantastic birthday idea and I hope you love it– I’m super excited to see your amazing wits in action and see what sort of insights you bring to the blog-o-sphere.
Looking forward to your first post.
Happy birthday!
Love,
Cid
Happyhappy Birthday, Gillis! I hope you love your new blog, and I’m looking forward to reading your hot, sassy thoughts here. I’m already addicted to your G-chat status messages.
Hooray!
happy Birthday, babydoll! i cannot wait to read all about what goes on in your cute little head. bring it on!
xoxo,
D
I feel strongly that blogs were invented with the express intention that you should someday have one. I’m sure you’ll say witty, lovely things. Happy birthday!
Erin
Gillis my love and the sexiest librarian I could possibly imagine, I hope you have a day (and now a blog) filled with love and devotion and lots of fun (and maybe even a drink or two UNHEARD OF ON YOUR 21st)! You are both fat and PHAT and I have to confess that you are my all-time favorite fatty. YOU WORK IT GIRL and REPRESENT the latina flavor! Love you tons and I only wish I could be up there to celebrate this momentous occasion with you – so you’re just gonna have to take a tequila shot for me! MWAH!!
xoxoxoxox
Jiggly Jess
gilgamesh!
some things:
-HAPPY BIRTHDAY
-I hope you like your blog, and use it! I think you would be a pretty terrific blogger, as you are cute and witty and know a ton of random and interesting information that you should share with the world.
-jordan came up with the name, and obv did all the work in the preparation, but i created the idea. so mostly props to him, but mostly props to you, because you are hopefully going to actually be the one writing in it
-breasts are still scary, even though sodom and gomorrah have been trying to win me over with their close proximity to my face as of late.
-the end.
your true and awesome friend,
ryface
Hey beautiful –
I’m really excited to lose my blog addiction virginity to you. Secretly, I have been saving this V-card for you in the hopes that you would one day become a blogger. I hope that this birthday is amazing, and that you know how much you are loved. It’s a hell of a lot, and I am so glad to have you in my life.
Always and always,
Jor
Gillis! Happy 21st, finally! Now you will even be able to buy booze, finally.
You have a wonderful talent for calming humor, and have been a stabilizing and mature influence this year.
I’m always curious to see what you’re reading, or what choice article you’re going to read aloud, and am always amused when I realize you’re reading magazine I’d been contemplating.
Yes, you deserve your very own library, and not just for insulating value, but so you have plenty of access to as many books as needed at hand.
I hope you’re planning a complete celebration for tomorrow, but you aren’t above starting your celebration at midnight, just to fully enjoy your day.
Have a happy birthday!